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Wife - had your lunch

Husband : had your lunch?

Wife - i am asking you

Husband - i am asking you ?

Wife  : you copying me

Husband - you copying me ?

Wife : let's go shoping 

Husband : yes i had my lunch

Husband  vs wife 

Wife - i wish i was a newspaper

So I'd be In your hands all day : 

Husband : i too wish you Were a newspaper ,

So i could have a new one everyday 

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