when your wife says,
correct me if i am wrong.
just smile and agree.
Don't start correcting her.
it's a TRAP
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Husband calls his wife
Husband: Hi what are you doing darling?
wife : I'm dying
Husband jumps with joy but says
sweethearts how can i live without you
wife: you idiot i am dying my hair
husband : bloody English language
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This is killer .
Husband comes home early and sees wife with another guy.
wife : why are you early ?
husband : who is he?
wife : Don't try to change the topic
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Marriage Humor.
Wife : What are you doing ?
Husband : Nothing .
Wife : Nothing....? you have been reading our marriage certificate for over an hour.
Husband : I was looking for the expiration date.
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wife to husband did you have any girl friend before marriage
Husband : remains silent
Wife what is the meaning for the silence?
Husband don't disturb while counting ........ hahahaha LOL
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wife joins english speaking class After days
Wife : welcome home darling
Husband : i am so tired today
Wife : Ok Rest in peace .
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