Funny quotes and shayari during anchoring

Funny quotes during anchoring

• If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.

•  I Smile Because I have No Idea What’s Going On!

•  Please God if you can’t make me slim make my friends FAT!!!😂😀

•  The only thing I gained so far in this year is weight.🤣😁

•  I am, indeed, a king, because I know how to rule myself.

•  I’m born to express, not to impress.

• People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

•  If you are too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

• Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.

• The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice cream.

• When nothing is going right, go left.

• At night, I can’t sleep. In the morning, I can’t wake up.

•  I know who I am, you have no need to explain.

• Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing.

• That awkward moment when you’ve said “what” three times, so you just say “oh, year..” even though you have no idea what they said.

•  I wish I had a delete button in my life. To delete some people, some memories, and some feelings.

• I don’t have time to hate the people who hate me because I’m busy loving the people who love me.

• Women’s apology: I’m sorry, but it was your fault.

•  I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

• Talking to myself because I am my own consultant.

•  Research has shown that laughing for two minutes is just as healthy as a 20-minute jog. So now I’m sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers.

• When a door closes, another door should open, but if it doesn’t then go in through the window.

• It’s not the fault of the mirror if you don’t like your reflection.

Funny jokes during Anchoring

For the first time, a face is seen.

 His eyes are deeper than the ocean.

 I am tired of expressing my love

 Then it was discovered that she was deaf.

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With the edge of the sword,

 Not with a volley of bullets,

 The guy is afraid only and only

 With the beat of your father. "

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We got cheated when we were in love.💔 

There was sadness in life, 😕 

Thought that will leave love 😌  

 But today another one came in the locality."

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Feel free to smile whatever the sorrow is

 Who has less tension in life,

 Good or bad is only an illusion,

 Life's name is sometimes happiness, sometimes sorrow. "

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣

The moon is also blushing today.

 Wah wah ........ wah wah

 The moon is also shy.

 Looks like you've had a madness attack. "

🤭🤭🤭😁😁😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣