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Boss: Where Were You Born?

Sardar: India ..

Boss: Which Part?

Sardar: What ‘Which Part’? Whole Body Was Born In India .

2 Sardar Were Fixing A Bomb In A Car.

Sardar 1: What Would You Do If The Bomb

Explodes While Fixing.

Sardar 2: Dont Worry, I Have One More.

Sardar: What Is The Name Of Your Car?

Lady: I Forgot The Name, But Is Starts With ‘T’.

Sardar: Oh, What A Strange Car, Starts With Tea. All Cars That I Know Start With Petrol.

Santa: I Think That Girl Is Deaf..

Banta: How Do U Know?

Santa: I Told I Love Her, But She Said Her Chappals Are New

Santa: Let’s Go For Movie.

Banta: Shit, I’ve Got A Doctor’s Appointment Today..

Santa: Just Cancel It,Tell Him You’re Sick.

Once There Was A Mirror That Killed Anyone Who Lied…

French : I Think I Dont Smoke (Died).

American : I Think I Love My Wife (Died).

Santa: I Think.. (Died)

Sardar: U Cheated Me.

Shopkeeper: No, I Sold A Good Radio To U.

Sardar: Radio Label Shows Made In Japan But Radio Says This Is ‘All India Radio! ‘

Santa Goes Into A Bar In New York.

The Man On His Right Orders A Drink, ‘Johnnie Walker, Single.’

The Man On His Left Says, ‘Jack Daniels, Single.’

Santa Says. ‘Santa Singh, Married.’

Santa: My mobile bill how much?

Call center girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status.

Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Banta: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?

Teacher: Me? No, why?

Banta: Yesterday I saw in my mobile “1 Miss Call”.

Judge: Don’t U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.

Santa to judge: U R coming daily, don’t U have shame?

Banta attending an interview in Software Company.

Manager: Do U know MS Office?

Banta: If U give me the address I will go there sir.

Santa in airplane going 2 Bombay.

While its landing he shouted: ” Bombay ! Bombay !!”

Air hostess said: “B silent.”

Santa: “Ok. Ombay! Ombay!!”

Santa got a sms from his girl friend:

“I MISS YOU”

Santa replied:

“I Mr. YOU” !!

Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?

Sardar: An Old King’s Skeleton.

Tourist: Who’s That Smaller Skeleton Next To It?

Sardar: That Was Same King’s Skeleton When He Was A Child.

At The Scene Of An Accident A Man Was Crying: O God! I Have Lost My Hand, Oh!

Sardar: Control Yourself. Don’t Cry. See That Man. He Has Lost His Head. Is He Crying?

Sardar Joined New Job. 1st Day He Worked Till Late Evening On The Computer. Boss Was Happy And Asked What You Did Till Evening.

Sardar: Keyboard Alphabets Were Not In Order, So I Made It Alright.

SANTA went to court

JUDGE:-. "Order ! Order !"

SANTA:- "1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:- "Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

American: In our country ,

marriage even takes place with email.

Santa: In India, it is only with a female

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