English mix funny Jokes 2021

Mix funny jokes 😛 

1:-

Two cows are standing in a field.🐄🐄

One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"

The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse(🐎)!" 

🤣🤣🤣😁

2:-

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I"🙄.

Student: I is the....

Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I"😁. Always put 'am' after an "I"😁.

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet🤣🤣🤣.

3:-

The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present😑.

The student: I walk. You walk ....😏

The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please🧑‍💼🧑‍💼.

The student: I run. You run ...

🤣🤣🤣🤭

4:- 

Two factory workers🧑‍💼💁 are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."

The man replies, "And how would you do that?"🤔🤔🙄🙄

The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.

The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"😒😒

The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb😬😛😛."

The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy😅😅. I think you need to take the day off😂😂😂."

The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going🤔🤔?"

The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."😆😆😆🤣🤣

5:-

Teacher: Why are you late😏😏?

Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill😞😞😞.

Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it😳😳😳😳?

Student: No. I was standing on it.😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

6:-

Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?😑😑😑😑😑

Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?☺️☺️☺️

Little Johnny: But I asked first!🤨🤨

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂